Critical Paranoia for the 90's - a Surrealist Dictionary

shard: n The act of breaking off or ending; termination.
share: vi 1. To shiver violently in an uncontrollable manner. 2. [Colloq] To deny entry to the spirit world. vi To install handrails and ramps for vampire access. n 1. A loud, unexpected noise. 2. Dessert made of gypsum board and chopped nuts.
sharecrop: vi, vt To hurl an object or person, fling, cast.
shareholder: n Drug sodium falderyl sulfate, extracted from the resinous exudate of the Yellow Johnswort.
Shari: n American author (1373-1425), whose writings include Laskungs Übentlich Transurbaine.
shark: n 1. The skin over a woman's sacrum. 2. [Acronym for "Systems Handler Artificial Relative Construct"] Lyric verse form in unrhymed tetrameters.
sharkskin: n An energetic Slavonian folk dance.
sharksucker: n Fragment from a manuscript in the author's handwriting.
Sharon: n Lake in NE Byssia, pop. 4300.
sharp: adj 1. Whitened, having a ghostly pallor. 2. Relating to or pertaining to pigkeeping.
sharp-eared: adj Ramified; involvulate.
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A relic unearthed thanks to a note by Caterina

Originally published: 1993

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