Frabjous Times


For summer grilling

Dean and DeLuca's
frozen
plesiosaur steaks

as they sup lights go out one by one

the crust still warm
and such subtle
Eloi pureé
"The same generation that restored SoHo, for instance, also changed the way America ate. They wouldn't settle merely for the first sun-dried tomato, extra-virgin olive oil or balsamic vinegar in the country. No, they wanted the best. They didn't want a basic milk-and-egg store, they wanted one that fired their imaginations, challenged their tastes and turned dinner into a creative exercise."
and
"A few reasons why the Loch Ness Monster is not a plesiosaur."
and
When the zombies take over, how long till the electricity fails?
and
"Thanks to these Pasteurized and Natural Pureés, a Large Variety of Products can be Based on Unique Subtle and Real Tastes" — Domaine de Saint Eloi
and
So who needs a Time Machine then?
Last modified: Tue Jun 22 18:51:49 EDT 2004
Added zombie verse. Added Eloi verse.