The Next Time You're All in Toronto...
A gridlock of busses and cars
Chock-full of geeks who watch the stars —
At the head of the fracas
Is this guy saying "Jackass!
I told you, our NAME is 'The Saars!'
You can see there's no virus-corona
So spare us this lame-ass bologna
I, my kids, and my 'squaw'
May commence shock and awe
And you’ll soon be regretting this bon-ah."
For my friend Steve and his family, out in the suburbs of Boston