The Next Time You're All in Toronto...

A gridlock of busses and cars

Chock-full of geeks who watch the stars —

At the head of the fracas

Is this guy saying "Jackass!

I told you, our NAME is 'The Saars!'

You can see there's no virus-corona

So spare us this lame-ass bologna

I, my kids, and my 'squaw'

May commence shock and awe

And you’ll soon be regretting this bon-ah."

For my friend Steve and his family, out in the suburbs of Boston

Originally published: 31-05-2003 13:52:28

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