Frabjous Times

Critical Paranoia for the 00's - a Surrealist Dictionary (excerpt)

yarrow, [a' ro yay]

n., The spiritual practice of smashing high-value automobiles into stationary objects.

yashmak, [yam' jak]

vt., To shave the rear portion of the head.

yataghan, [ya a a a an']

adj., Inflated as with gas.

yaud, [aw]

n., A private appeal for leftovers, esp. heartfelt.

yaupon, [yoo' boo ha]

vi., To inundate (an engine or the like) with tears.

yaw, [how]

interj., An expression of religious ecstasy or the like.

yawl, [yu ul']

conj., Word that joins two or more terms, only one of which exists.

yawn, [yum, yob]

n., One of the high nobility of Abalasia, grandee, prince.

yawp, [fzz]

n., A short nap while in motion. vi., To nap while moving.

yaws, [yOdz]

adv., Chatacterized by sudden or habitual lack of unexpectedness.