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Agent Plame

Agent Plame
I never gave out her name
But it's funny now and then
How the press besets me so again
On Mrs. Plame

All the same
This brouhaha would be so tame
For I haven't met a spook
As familiar with a nuke
As Madame Plame

I've met numerous spies who had fascinating ways
A fascinating gaze 'neath their shades
Some who'd hint of hot grenades
But their attempts at leaks
Were only imitations of
Agent Plame
I can't bear to think of her name
But I'll never be the same
Until I divulge who must bear the blame
For covert Plame

Unmask Plame?
I can't ever speak of her name
But I'll take care to defame
The source who dared proclaim
“Valerie Plame”
Last modified: Thu Jul 21 08:33:54 EDT 2005
Madame Plame added.
Previously published: Thu Jul 21 07:34:16 2005
Previously published: Thu Jul 21 07:47:04 2005