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Agent Plame
Agent Plame
I never gave out her name
But it's funny now and then
How the press besets me so again
On Mrs. Plame
All the same
This brouhaha would be so tame
For I haven't met a spook
As familiar with a nuke
As Madame Plame
I've met numerous spies who had fascinating ways
A fascinating gaze 'neath their shades
Some who'd hint of hot grenades
But their attempts at leaks
Were only imitations of
Agent Plame
I can't bear to think of her name
But I'll never be the same
Until I divulge who must bear the blame
For covert Plame
Unmask Plame?
I can't ever speak of her name
But I'll take care to defame
The source who dared proclaim
“Valerie Plame”
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