essay
Farsight
I’m growing old; there’s hard evidence of it. When I
went to have my eyes examined last month,
I complained that this last year I noticed that my near vision is blurry for the
first time, especially noticeable when I’m working on a small repair at
work. They verified it and told me that I could either go for a set of bifocals,
or, since I spend most of the day wearing
contacts,
just use reading glasses of +1.00 diopters as needed. I have been doing just that
at work for some months now, and the other day bought a second pair of reading
glasses for use at home.
The consolation is that if by some catastrophe they knock
out the electric power grid and the natural gas network, on a sunny day I can
use the convex lenses of my reading glasses to start fires,
Survivor-style.